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Friend Quotes

"My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen,"

"Good friends will pick you up when your down, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh"

"Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry"

"Good friends will bail you out of jail, BEST FRIENDS will be sitting right there next to you going, 'Damn That was freakin awesome',"

Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

"Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you,"

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" or "Wow, we really fucked up."

A good friend comforts you when you are being made fun of. A best friend puches the the other person and yells, "Only I can do that!"

A friend will help you find your way when your lost. A best friend will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions.

A friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when you go away. A best friend won't let you go away.

A friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend will point and laugh because she tripped me.

A friend will go to a concert with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A friend asks you for your number. A best friend asks you for her number.

A friend will hide you from the cops. A best friend are probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

A friend will let you make an idiot out of yourself in public. A best friend are up there with you making an idiot out of themselves too.

A friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents Dad, Mom and Grandpa, Gramps!

Good friends will pick you up when your down, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it but only you can feeli it"